We couldn’t let go of this funny blind item today and decided to share it with you all. We find it funny because it’s long overdue; the matter that is the long overdue for over 30 years almost. It seems that the subject of this blind item might want to tie the knot to his firangi girlfriend. It begs the question of why the subject’s father wouldn’t want him to tie the knot now. Is it because he’s afraid he’s going to lose the golden goose or because he knows that the girl’s life to be ruined? Only he knows. To be fair, we also don’t think that it’s right for retarded men to get married; for what it’s worth!

Bollywood Blind Item

WHILE everyone and their bua are waiting for this ageing superstar to finally put a ring on it (does it even matter whose hand it is?), our flies on the walls of their homes bring us some new natter. We hear that the impending wedding may still take some time, since the father of the groom isn’t too keen on his most successful son getting hitched. The actor has long been the apple of his papa’s eye, and naturally he doesn’t want the star to take a misstep. But then, which parent isn’t meddling in his progeny’s private affairs?

OSOP Guesses

Ageing Superstar: Salman Khan