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Retro Blind Item – August 2010 – 2

    So we have another blind item for you from the past. This time, it’s quite interesting…Or should we say, gaslighting?

    You’ll see.

    Behavior like the one you will read about below is not surprising for men who are MCP at the highest level. It’s unbelievable!

    Anyway, take a look at the blind item featured in GQ India magazine written by the famous BI writer. There are three short blind items in here so do drop in your guesses below.

    Retro Bollywood Blind Item

    The drama club

    In the good old days, they really did know how to put on a show
    #1

    He’s one of Bollywood’s legendary bad guys, and stories of his eccentricity are just as popular as his on-screen performances. This actor, who shot to fame in the Seventies for playing the villain, was notorious for his skirt-chasing ways. One day, his suspicious wife decided to follow him discreetly as he left citing a “story session” at a producer’s office. She trailed him to a five-star hotel, tracked him down to the room and knocked triumphantly. The actor opened the door, stark naked. For a split second, the two stared at each other. Then he slammed the door as she shouted threats, but it stayed stubbornly shut.

    Mr Bad Guy’s wife now waited until he came home. As she launched into a tirade, the actor said, “What are you talking about? That wasn’t me.” He said he didn’t end up at the session; he was playing cards with his friends, and they were his alibi. “But I saw you. You were naked” “Have you been drinking?” He replied, leaving the wife confused.

    #2

    The stories about a particular diva’s strange ways are innumerable. She models herself after the reclusive Greta Garbo, and is considered one of Bollywood’s classic beauties. Throughout our meeting at her office eight years ago, her eyes kept darting to the mirrored wall opposite her. Suddenly, there was deafening silence. The star was staring at her reflection. “What do you see?” she asked me in an imperious tone, pointing at her reflection. “A confident woman?” Not waiting for an answer, she carried on. “Maybe. An articulate woman? Maybe. An independent woman? Perhaps. But beautiful…?”   She paused, dramatically. “Yes,” I murmured dutifully. “No!” she said, leaping from her seat. She was clearly fishing for a more emphatic compliment. I could hardly be blamed for sounding less than enthusiastic – grey roots were showing under a bad dye job, and she had on no make-up. This encounter was less surreal than the next, when she conversed with me from the other side of her bungalow gate. For 15-odd minutes, we discussed a photo shoot across her wooden slab of an entrance – the actress didn’t allow visitors into her home. It wouldn’t have been so embarrassing if her bungalow wasn’t on a sea-facing promenade, where amused passersby stopped to watch a grown man talking to a gate.

    In this era of stars who tweet about their gym sessions and wardrobe acquisitions, it’s hard not to feel a strange fondness for those eccentricities that are the stuff of movie legends. Yesteryear stars guarded their privacy, cultivated an aura and conducted their lives pretty much as they pleased. Is there really anything we don’t know about Vivek Oberoi, Priyanka Chopra or Lara Dutta?

     

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