What a very scary intro to a song promo

Alright, the ‘Tareefan’ song from ‘Veere Di Wedding’ came out today and we watched it without sound because of work. Bear in mind that it was a pretty big screen and the first shot of the song scared the hell out of us. For a second we thought that maybe it was a wrong video, but no. Upon checking, it wasn’t! It actually looked like a scene straight out of a scary film. Think we are exaggerating? Check it for yourself here.

You know what? We think that Sonam Kapoor wanted to get back at Kareena Kapoor for the way she made fun on her when they both appeared on ‘Koffee with Karan’ last season.

The reason we are saying this is because Bebola looks so bad in whatever we have seen when it comes to this film so far. As far as Sonam herself goes, she looks like she is not interested anymore. Not interested in acting and not interested in the singing dancing that goes on in films. It’s like she is ready to go. Not just Sonam, even Swara Bhaskar looks out of place. Again, maybe it’s because she has not been seen in these types of roles before. Who knows?!

Another out of place thing with this song is that too much focused time is on Sonam and Kareena. Both of them don’t suit the look that they were going for in this song. When Bebola tries to be sexy, it looks overdone. When Sonam tries to look sexy, it looks forced and she looks very uncomfortable. Like she said, you need to have a certain level of shamelessness to be able to be all out and sexy.

Take a look at the chorus dance, it’s almost looks as if they want you to give them money, like the usual “Bhagwan ke naam par….” We don’t want to say begging, but it’s along those lines.

We can’t help, but think that this song would have been way better if Deepika Padukone and Katrina Kaif were in it. If that was the case, then we would have gone one step further and make it a video about how they took revenge after their stressed-out relationships with Ranbir Kapoor. Quite an image, right?

Here’s the song promo:

 

We get it. They wanted to make a different type of film. Their pitching probably included, “If the men can do it, so can we”. But there’s a difference here, what looks great on paper might not be easy to execute. We know we are talking as if we could have done it better. It’s not that, it’s just that it could have been better. They had a great theme, the money, choreographer, hot dudes and the song.

First of all, you want to do what the men do as women, do it with a female singer singing your song. Do you think actors would have lip-synched a female singer singing their song?

So why should actresses do it? There are so many great female singers, it could have been any one of them. You know what else we would have done? Take some of the hottest male actors and put them in this song.

For decades now, actresses have been the so-called item girls or special appearances girls, why not take the hottest actors for this song? Surely, Sonam and Kareena could have called their male colleagues and asked them for a small favour. The minute they would have done that, you know these guys would be in the gym getting their bods hot up!

For fun, we have searched the potential actors who would have been perfect. What do you think?

 

The only single hottie/bachelor in Bollywood!

Kangu’s most favourite emailing recipient.

KJo’s once upon a time bestie

 

Sonam’s bestie, can skype the scene from over there.

Sonam’s so-called enemy’s best friend.

Katrina’s best friend, but should be exactly around the time this picture was taken. Probably was when Kat was 5 years old. And let’s hope that this wasn’t where he shot the chinkaras.

Sonam’s once upon a time bestie turned foe once he said she should do less magazine covers and more films! He’s free these days, anyway.

And……

A special appearance from the producer of the film, Sonam’s daddy dearest. Some women (Sonam’s mom) find him hot. Plus, the chest hair is not there anymore. He’s a freaking good actor, though. Would have nailed the scene.

Are we missing out on any other hot male colleagues of Bebola and Sonam?